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- No fighting in the house, that's what the backyard is for.
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- Wresting with alligators! Alligators wearing crocs! Croc gators!
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- No cooking in the kitchen while naked, cuz hot fluids pop and hit the worst parts of skin.
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DO NOT SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE... until after the admins leave.
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The Ripper is not to be used for long distance shaving.
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Do not leave unattended pupae loose before bed... they will devour any guests you might have over.
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Please do not use the Shock Rifle as a pressure cleaner. It's not.
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Under no circumstances should politics be discussed in the house, especially during meals.

Anyone that violates this rule will be banished to the outhouse at the far end of the yard, where they can discuss politics, all by themselves, while trying not to fall in to the stinky hole where all the bodily waste is.
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No one must start to eat until after Shade has served his own plate.

Violators may become Shade's dessert!
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EVEN MORE HOUSE RULES!!!!

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Never play Quake 3 or Half-Life or any other FPS outside the Unreal franchise. Heresy will not be tolerated.
You must say grace to Shade, papercoffee and Feralidragon before eating, or you will be branded a heretic.
If you have a Nali Rabbit as a pet, never let it shit inside the house. How are we supposed to play UT with rabbit shit filling the air!?
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And most of all...Always wipe your shoes before entering. Skaarj germs will not be tolerated.

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You could've just added that to · viewtopic.php?t=13235 · it's an ongoing thread.
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Merged :)
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EvilGrins wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:44 pm You could've just added that to · viewtopic.php?t=13235 · it's an ongoing thread.
sorry, i thought this thread was from 2019, and I didnt wanna necrobump.
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House Fact: The reason the toilet paper runs out so fast is JackGriffin, though nobody's quite sure what he's doing with it.
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I think I'll go take a piss.
Uggh...TAMERLANE DIDNT FLUSH DA FKN TOILET!!!
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