HOUSE RULES!?!

[EvilGrins]

- No matter how it got in the bathroom, no matter what you were told, Weapon #3 is not a bidet.

[Diablo]

You cannot use the Graviton as a vacuum cleaner!

[UTNerd24]

First rule of UT99 Forums: Don't mention Jazz Jackrabbit.
Second rule of UT99 Forums: Do not mention Jazz Jackrabbit.

[EvilGrins]

Rule: Never sit in Jack Griffin's chair late at night.

Reason: He sleeps naked and sometimes he sleepwalks to that chair and sits in it.

[EvilGrins]

No using Nali as toilet paper.

They hate that.
*whistles innocently*

[EvilGrins]

Always ensure when you write things about Shade which are insulting they are well hidden.

Fortunately Shade isn't very observant.

[EvilGrins]

Do not leave little bits of chips around the house. They attract cockroaches...

Killer cockroaches?

Nah, they just sorta run around.

Darn!

...no matter how much some people might like that sort of thing.

[EvilGrins]

Change log:
- 13th rule added: no PM in public, without consulting the staff crew.

Update log:
- 13th rule, sub-section b: no pooping in public, without consent of the gardeners.

[EvilGrins]

DO NOT POOP ON ANYONE'S FACE!!!!

[papercoffee]

@EvilGrins Dude ...please.

[EvilGrins]

@EvilGrins Dude ...please.

Okay, fine... if you want to go ahead... just not on mine.

*ahem*

Voicepack I've been using lately on some bots has a number of points where it goes on about pooping on faces.

[EvilGrins]

- Anyone disturbing hibernating house guests will be thoroughly poked by papercoffee.